The Lifetime Movie Network (LMN). Their movies titles tell so much that you don't have to watch to know what happens. They're way too self-explanatory. These are made up, but titles like:
My Ex-Boyfriend Is A Murderer
I Didn't Kill My Sister But Everyone Thinks I Did
My Father's Mistress
She Stole My Fiancé
I Survived Abuse At Home
Another one: The Hallmark Channel. While I appreciate their uplifting, sunny movies, they are so sugary sweet that I get cavities by just watching. Weddings, prancing and dancing, butterflies, rainbows, lollipops and unicorns. I mean, c'mon. Can't there be one movie that doesn't end with a couple walking off into the sunset? Please.