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TV Networks That Get On My Nerves

  • Kevin Don Porter
  • Jun 13, 2017
  • 1 min read

Updated: May 7, 2024


The Lifetime Movie Network (LMN). Their movies titles tell so much that you don't have to watch to know what happens. They're way too self-explanatory. These are made up, but titles like:

  • My Ex-Boyfriend Is A Murderer

  • I Didn't Kill My Sister But Everyone Thinks I Did

  • My Father's Mistress

  • She Stole My Fiancé

  • I Survived Abuse At Home

Another one: The Hallmark Channel. While I appreciate their uplifting, sunny movies, they are so sugary sweet that I get cavities by just watching. Weddings, prancing and dancing, butterflies, rainbows, lollipops and unicorns. I mean, c'mon. Can't there be one movie that doesn't end with a couple walking off into the sunset? Please.

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